Pin Jamlakfom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish butterfly.

Pin Jamlakfom created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pin Jamlakfom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pin Jamlakfom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pin Jamlakfom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pin Jamlakfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pin Jamlakfom.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at nebulae.