Midnurtcebfosskikbug is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish centipede.

Midnurtcebfosskikbug created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Midnurtcebfosskikbug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midnurtcebfosskikbug, it will be mildly annoyed.

Midnurtcebfosskikbug's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Midnurtcebfosskikbug's Holy Commandments

1. Midnurtcebfosskikbug loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midnurtcebfosskikbug.

3. Never touch water while unclean.

4. Run away if four foxes approach from the west.

5. Always help porpoises.