Stigfarstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive hippopotamus.

Stigfarstrag created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stigfarstrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigfarstrag, it will strike you with lightening.

Stigfarstrag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stigfarstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Never speak at midday.