Listarplad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful fly.

Listarplad created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Listarplad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listarplad, she will turn you into a dog.

Listarplad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Listarplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near seals.

2. Run away from gray pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.