Yarjamhud is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, idiotic faun.

Yarjamhud created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarjamhud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarjamhud, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yarjamhud's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yarjamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

3. Hide if six tapirs approach from the south.

4. Never gather five birds in one place.

5. Always take life seriously.