Wannullsak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil snail.

Wannullsak created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wannullsak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wannullsak, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wannullsak's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wannullsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Wannullsak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.