Yokfossisapp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying gerbil.

Yokfossisapp created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokfossisapp, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yokfossisapp, she will turn you into a frog.

Yokfossisapp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yokfossisapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. You must never eat peas.