Zodpasdobcar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish jellyfish.

Zodpasdobcar created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodpasdobcar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodpasdobcar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zodpasdobcar's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zodpasdobcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cucumbers above ground.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

3. Never wear fawn coats on sacred days.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.