Tafwitlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited ant.

Tafwitlib created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafwitlib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tafwitlib, she will remove you from existence.

Tafwitlib's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tafwitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing blue tights and balancing four platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Tafwitlib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed oranges to goats while wearing ear rings.