Bodrighon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented dugong.

Bodrighon created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodrighon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodrighon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bodrighon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bodrighon's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never proclaim while facing south.

3. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.