Cenfarntail is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic hippopotamus.

Cenfarntail created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfarntail, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cenfarntail, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cenfarntail's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cenfarntail's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cenfarntail first in all things.

2. Never gather three moths in one place.

3. Never feed rice to mice while wearing tights.

4. Do not sprint at rivers.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to goats while wearing gray trousers.