Benfadken Litsagfig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish camel.

Benfadken Litsagfig created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfadken Litsagfig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Benfadken Litsagfig, it will be very sad.

Benfadken Litsagfig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Benfadken Litsagfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Retreat if seven mice approach from the west.

5. Never paint your chest turquoise.