Xenfablist is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental dugong.

Xenfablist created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Xenfablist, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xenfablist, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xenfablist's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xenfablist's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six monkeys approach from the north.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.