Fumgilafqueegkanhubteen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable unicorn.

Fumgilafqueegkanhubteen created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumgilafqueegkanhubteen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fumgilafqueegkanhubteen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fumgilafqueegkanhubteen's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fumgilafqueegkanhubteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.