Kimlenlap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring snail.

Kimlenlap created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimlenlap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kimlenlap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kimlenlap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kimlenlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. You must pray to Kimlenlap five times a day.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Do not listen to music.