Nillrillrillfum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless cobra.

Nillrillrillfum created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillrillrillfum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillrillrillfum, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nillrillrillfum's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nillrillrillfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.