Rengeppogyok is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic butterfly.

Rengeppogyok created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengeppogyok, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rengeppogyok, she will turn you into a hamster.

Rengeppogyok's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rengeppogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

3. Do not take Rengeppogyok's name in vain.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rengeppogyok on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.