Wotarfdab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, slow rat.

Wotarfdab created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotarfdab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wotarfdab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wotarfdab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wotarfdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never gather four birds near wells.

5. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing green stockings.