Bumdadnan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest ferret.

Bumdadnan created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdadnan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bumdadnan, it will cry a lot.

Bumdadnan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bumdadnan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bumdadnan five times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never eat bark.