Yokbattaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, charitable meerkat.

Yokbattaf created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yokbattaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yokbattaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yokbattaf's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yokbattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.