Nellcipgon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent squid.

Nellcipgon created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellcipgon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nellcipgon, he will not care.

Nellcipgon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nellcipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Never write about galaxies.