Weegofsan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest dryad.

Weegofsan created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Weegofsan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weegofsan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Weegofsan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Weegofsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at rivers.

2. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.