Fonfatmon Xinbutkom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud capybara.

Fonfatmon Xinbutkom created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fonfatmon Xinbutkom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fonfatmon Xinbutkom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fonfatmon Xinbutkom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fonfatmon Xinbutkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fonfatmon Xinbutkom loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Fonfatmon Xinbutkom's name in vain.

5. Never run in the presence of voles.