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It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent beaver.

Funstafbet Largbitgil created energy eight million years ago.

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Funstafbet Largbitgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing fawn coats and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Do not contemplate optics during the night.