Cargebnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonourable bear.

Cargebnarl created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Cargebnarl, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cargebnarl, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cargebnarl's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cargebnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cargebnarl first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Cargebnarl loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never adorn your neck with cyan markings.