Migfodgut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome alligator.

Migfodgut created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Migfodgut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migfodgut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Migfodgut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Migfodgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before touching lead.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not record signs concerning planets.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Migfodgut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never travel toward the east during spring.