Cunjenfun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring octopus.

Cunjenfun created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunjenfun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunjenfun, it will not care at all.

Cunjenfun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cunjenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with green.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not place carrots upon stone.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not kill tortoises.