Tofarmgam Likartlit Rulvigbaglin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful hamster.

Tofarmgam Likartlit Rulvigbaglin created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofarmgam Likartlit Rulvigbaglin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tofarmgam Likartlit Rulvigbaglin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tofarmgam Likartlit Rulvigbaglin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tofarmgam Likartlit Rulvigbaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.