Gamfodyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful meerkat.

Gamfodyatt created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamfodyatt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamfodyatt, it will torture you forever.

Gamfodyatt's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gamfodyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cherries during autumn.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

4. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

5. Heed all signs.