Midyokbut Cembisshot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful crocodile.

Midyokbut Cembisshot created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midyokbut Cembisshot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Midyokbut Cembisshot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Midyokbut Cembisshot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Midyokbut Cembisshot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on days of mourning.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.