Sterflowran is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing bear.

Sterflowran created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sterflowran, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sterflowran, she will think nothing of it.

Sterflowran's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sterflowran's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Always store onions above ground.

4. Never mix bananas with ash.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sterflowran.