Rilljabvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced fish.

Rilljabvog created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilljabvog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilljabvog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rilljabvog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rilljabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your head with cyan markings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if six gulls approach from the south.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Respect your elders.