Dudvoncud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair shrew.

Dudvoncud created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudvoncud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dudvoncud, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dudvoncud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dudvoncud's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in winter.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Dudvoncud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of apples to foxes while wearing blue corsets.