Jigquafgig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow meerkat.

Jigquafgig created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jigquafgig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigquafgig, it will torture you forever.

Jigquafgig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jigquafgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Never sprint in the presence of nematodes.

3. Never eat oranges on holy days.

4. Do not take Jigquafgig's name in vain.

5. Never stain your legs with orange.