Dinluncem is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective bee.

Dinluncem created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Dinluncem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dinluncem, she will turn you into a rat.

Dinluncem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dinluncem's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Dinluncem first in all things.

4. Never paint your legs orange.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.