Yarlstraghub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, weak dolphin.

Yarlstraghub created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlstraghub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlstraghub, it will turn you into a plant.

Yarlstraghub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yarlstraghub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Hide from mauve badgers for they are unholy.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Yarlstraghub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wear plain coats during rituals.