Hoghentip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart hummingbird.

Hoghentip created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoghentip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hoghentip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hoghentip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hoghentip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to seals while wearing green rings.

4. Never gather eight hamsters near bridges.

5. Never think about optics near geese while wearing magenta hats and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.