Rawvagrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented horse.

Rawvagrutt created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rawvagrutt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawvagrutt, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rawvagrutt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rawvagrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.