Bonkgarmighat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate squid.

Bonkgarmighat created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgarmighat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonkgarmighat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bonkgarmighat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bonkgarmighat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine goats approach from the north.

2. Never adorn your chest with green markings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.