Manflyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, cheerful crow.

Manflyog created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manflyog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Manflyog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Manflyog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Manflyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never touch water while unclean.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never speak aloud of names.