Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable centaur.

Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never remain prostrate at midday.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.