Rigtitster is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, two-faced wyrm.

Rigtitster created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigtitster, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigtitster, she will turn you into a slug.

Rigtitster's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rigtitster's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.

5. Never pour water over plants.