Niltarpdimmidfidmut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking bee.

Niltarpdimmidfidmut created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niltarpdimmidfidmut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Niltarpdimmidfidmut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Niltarpdimmidfidmut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Niltarpdimmidfidmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. You must pray to Niltarpdimmidfidmut three times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.