Fossfemrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil rat.

Fossfemrutt created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfemrutt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fossfemrutt, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fossfemrutt's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fossfemrutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never travel toward the south during spring.

3. Never paint your chest purple.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fossfemrutt loves foxes, so they must be respected.