Dadsiggan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured yak.

Dadsiggan created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsiggan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadsiggan, he will turn you into a dog.

Dadsiggan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dadsiggan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never sprint in the presence of sharks.

3. Worship no other gods but Dadsiggan.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.