Rignibzed is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced parrot.

Rignibzed created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rignibzed, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rignibzed, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rignibzed's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rignibzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never touch oil while blessed.

5. Never talk about fire.