Basshunrow Cinontfud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, caring wyvern.

Basshunrow Cinontfud created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basshunrow Cinontfud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Basshunrow Cinontfud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Basshunrow Cinontfud's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Basshunrow Cinontfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Basshunrow Cinontfud loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.