Hittagort Ontkenpingov Yoghenmutgodrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering toad.

Hittagort Ontkenpingov Yoghenmutgodrag created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hittagort Ontkenpingov Yoghenmutgodrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hittagort Ontkenpingov Yoghenmutgodrag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hittagort Ontkenpingov Yoghenmutgodrag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hittagort Ontkenpingov Yoghenmutgodrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not prepare rice while wearing scarves.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.