Bagtiggessmanhanyartnillarp is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic wyrm.

Bagtiggessmanhanyartnillarp created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bagtiggessmanhanyartnillarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bagtiggessmanhanyartnillarp, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bagtiggessmanhanyartnillarp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bagtiggessmanhanyartnillarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with fear.