Nibrigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty frog.

Nibrigdun created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrigdun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibrigdun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nibrigdun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nibrigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to mites while wearing fawn tights.

5. Do not drink alcohol.