Legsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish centaur.

Legsaf created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legsaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legsaf, she will not invite you to parties.

Legsaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Legsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Never hop in the presence of elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.