Midtargbot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able alligator.

Midtargbot created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midtargbot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midtargbot, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Midtargbot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Midtargbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise trousers on sacred days.

2. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear orange rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.